Soyuzmultfilm Moscow
This film tells about a discovery, achieved at the intersection of many sciences: cybernetics, astrophysics, telepathy and veterinary medicine.
THE TIME MACHINE
written by: Jacob Kostukovsky & Moris Slobodskoi
Directed by: Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg
art directors; Lana Azarkh, Valentin Lalayants
Composer: Aleksandr Varlamov
camera: B. Kotov, Sound: G. Martynyuk cutter N. Mayorov, Text editor Raisa Frichinskaya Assistant director:T. Fedorova
animators: T. Pomerantseva, Vladimir Arbekov, Elizabeth Komova, Maria Motruk, Igor Podgorsky, Yana Volskaya, Faina Yepifanova, Ye. Vershinina,
Marina Voskaniants, Vladimir Danilov, Sergei Marakasov
Voices: E. Vesnik, Mr. Vitsin A. Konsovskiy A. Papanov, L. Sverdlin, A. Shirvind V. Sinyavsky, Producer: F. Ivanov
We often say: man must keep up with the times.
Be ahead of his time.
Do not lag behind his time.
So our institute designed a transistor device -
TV-1 - the first time transistor.
It operates automatically, reacting to the moral impulses of man
transferring it into the realm and time,
optimal for those moral qualities.
Watch the principle of the time transistor with this scheme.
Suppose we put our apparatus in each of these three little men.
Oh, how nice! The first sped right off into the future.
Oh!....I blame myself ... the remaining one is carried off into the past.
and the third remains at his time.
The first prototype TV 1 was programmed for a specific time.
Later something snaps a return mechanism into action.
In order for the test-persons to be ignorant of the test
we put our devices in ordinary objects,
which then were made generally available
Over the course of testing the TV 1 device, We followed it on Television.
Kiss, kiss, kiss .... kiss, kiss, kiss ...
- Leave that girl alone!
- What?! Understand this? No?
- Stop your hooliganism!
- Stamping, stamping!
Tsjip, Tsjip, Tsjip, Tsjip ... Ooty, Ooty, Ooty ...
Menu!
- Bull, Bull.
We'll have a drink and a snack!
Bull Bull, Bull Bull. Two times 200!
Noisy rushes ...
Young people dragged to a dance.
Hanky-panky. Believe me, I have serious intentions
All you men say that.
- Top, top. Bye-bye. - Go sleep off your drunkenness, citizen!
- Fig, Fig, top-top.
It's a nasty man.
- I'm finished! What do you say cave jury-men
- Chik-chik!
- Poo Poo!
- Get out, get out!
Wah!
- Citizen-jury members! I don't want to live like this anymore!
- I want to go back to my hometown district police station.
Aren't we a nice threesome?
Living of the metropolitan bottle?
- No no!
- Masha, Pasha here! Tomorrow at three?
- Dasha? Pasha here. Tomorrow at six?
- Glasha? Pasha here. Let's go out.
- Sasha, Pasha here ... oh, that is ... I had a call. An urgent Meeting.
- I must give you the most unpleasant news.
- I fell in love with another harem. Goodbye!
So Pasha got himself a new pasha family.
- Good morning, darling!
- Good morning ...
- Pass it on.
- Can we start? - You can, you can!
- Well, you just go on without me.
And I go out...
To an Urgent Meeting.
Ah!!! Our husband came!
And so all three harem wrote a complaint to the sultan on escaping pasha liability and Pasha decided to flee.
This immoral character had a harem on the side,
and left forty mothers on their own.
And he does not pay child support for 187 children.
Hmm. So? What do you think?
- Dad, come back to our harem! - Dad, come back to our harem! - Dad, come back to our harem!
- For one healthy family!
- Resolved! Return him to his families.
And may Allah help him!
Dinamo Spartak 0:0
- Excuse me, if you please. Allow me to inconvenience you.
A thousand apologies, sorry!
The ball is in the game. It is on the left side of the field ...
It goes into the center again, the right flank is unsecured
- Down with Dynamo ... - It's offside!
- tackle them! Dynamo get some brains!
Again the ball is kicked, but in the wrong direction.
The ball moves towards a dangerous position again...
Now you need to hit the ball
It seems to be ... -Udar! Goal!
But I think the referee will not count this goal!
In other words:
It was offside.
0:0
The referee is a crook!
Offside!
- Eaten slaves not taken into consideration,
The lion still should devour him from his offside.
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
- Out!
Ten minute break now! For a snack.
After the intermission: The final: Dynamo-Spartak
- If you win, you'll get a cottage and a number of foreign trips.
If you lose, you'll be expelled to Athens to class B.
Dinamo Spartak 0:0
- Penalty!
- Swoop'em in!
Bush-leaguer!
- Bast-shoe! - bush-leaguer! - Cripple!
Leaky sandals, full of holes!
Mop the floor with this referee!
- Caesar agrees with you!
Therefore the referee will be cooked to soap!
Caesar commands you, to become the next referee in this fight!
Mop the floor with this referee!
Get him of the field! Mop the floor, mop the floor, mop the floor with this referee!!
The ball is brought back in the field to the left wing.
Right below of me. To the right, someone is in a sharp position
Directly before the Dynamo goal.
oh, yo-yo-yo-yo ... So, it's still zero-zero.
The opening score just doesn't fall.
Mop the floor with this referee!
- Enough, friends,with this raving, yelling and cursing.
- What?!
Don't to spoil with your rudeness the course of the sport in the stadium.
Well, blimey!
So, the first experiments have been successful.
Next, the time transistor will get embedded masses of production goods.
Remember that.
Citizens, beware!
The End Subs by Alevtina & Eus June 2015